Science Puns

30

Why did the chemistry teacher break up with the physics teacher?

6

Why did the magnet crash the party?

43

Why did the electron get fired from the lab?

19

Why did the atom go to the gym?

18

What do you call a frog that's a scientist?

48

Why did the sun wear sunglasses?

67

What is a ghost's favorite subject in school?

82

Why did the calculator get fired from work?

14

What is an alien's favorite math subject?

14

Why was the math book crying in the shower?

15

Why don't scientists trust stairs?

56

Why was the math book crying in the shower?

80

Why did the calculator get fired from work?

11

What is an alien's favorite math subject?

52

Why was the math book crying in the shower?