Science Puns

21

Why can't you trust atoms?

11

What did the atom say to the electron?

84

What did the biologist say when he found a new species?

36

Why did the cloud break up with the wind?

74

A proton walks into a bar and orders a drink.

45

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

8

Why did the scientist get kicked out of the restaurant?

65

Why was the science class so loud?

56

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

80

Why did the scientist get confused in the kitchen?

46

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

59

What did the atom say to the proton?

36

Why did the scientist bring a ladder to the lab?

9

Why did the scientist get detention?

69

Why was the quantum physicist always calm?