Science Puns

59

What did the proton say to the electron?

33

Why did the scientist break up with the constantly changing variable?

20

Why was the periodic table so upset?

49

Why did the scientist get kicked out of the cafeteria?

37

What did the scientist say when he ran out of ideas?

17

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

27

Why did the scientist break up with the beaker?

8

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

32

Why did the atom break up with the electron?

20

A scientist invented a device that could see through walls.

43

What did the scientist say when he discovered two new elements?

57

Why was the scientist always invited to parties?

7

What's a chemist's favorite type of music?

44

Why did the science book look so happy?

68

Why did the scientist break up with the atom?