Holiday Jokes

17

Why did the snowman look so sad?

19

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

8

My New Year's resolution was to stop procrastinating.

33

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards at Thanksgiving?

5

Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

9

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

82

What's a snowman's favorite thing to do at Christmas?

54

Why did the Christmas caroler get kicked out of the choir?

33

What do you call Santa's little helpers?

12

Why did the turkey cross the road at Thanksgiving?

20

What do you call a mischievous elf?

20

Why did the snowman look so sad?

27

Why did the Christmas present get mad?

84

Why did the ghost go to the party?

68

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the band?