My kid said, 'Mom, why do we have to eat so much at Christmas dinner?' I said, 'Because it's a special occasion and we want to enjoy it together.' He said, 'I'm not enjoying it. I'm filling a container. I was a container at 5 PM. Now I'm a container at 7 PM. The turkey went in. The potatoes went in. The pie went in. I am no longer a human.'