Science Puns

53

What do you call a sad chemist?

32

Why did the periodic table get such good grades?

47

Why did the light bulb get an award?

67

Why was the physics teacher always so calm?

26

What do you call a cloud with a cold?

14

Why did the proton get a job?

55

What do you call a lost atom?

53

Why was the geometry textbook always so tired?

80

Why was the chemistry exam so easy?

6

Why was the math book sad?

41

Why did the photon check into a hotel?

25

What did one cell say to its sister cell when they parted ways?

84

What did the element say when it lost its electrons?

42

Why did the scientist break up with the other scientist?

82

Why did the noble gas refuse to react?