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My friend said, 'On our date, she told me she's really into spontaneity. I said, Me too, I love that. And she said, So what do you think we should do tonight? And I said, I was thinking of that restaurant we looked at online last week. And she said, That's not spontaneous. That's planned. And I said, You asked me what I thought we should do. And she said, I asked you to be spontaneous, not to propose a plan.'

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