Dating Jokes

25

I asked my date if she believed in love at first sight or if we should go for a second look.

66

My wife told me to stop telling jokes about her cooking.

16

On our first date, I asked if she believed in love at first sight or if we should go for a second look.

63

On our third date, I accidentally ordered her table of food because I thought it was my turn to pay.

41

On our second date, I asked if she liked spicy food because I thought it might be a dealbreaker.

70

On our first date, I accidentally spilled my drink on her shoes.

56

On our second date, I asked if he knew how to cook pasta properly.

62

We went on a picnic for our anniversary but forgot to bring any plates.

78

On our first date, he asked if I had any bad habits.

35

On our third date, she asked if I believed in love at first sight.

30

I told my partner that honesty is better than lies in a relationship.

13

On our second date, she asked me what I was passionate about.

65

My partner asked me what my biggest fear was on our anniversary.

62

On our first date, I told my partner that I was terrible at cooking.

9

My wife asked me if I remembered our anniversary.