Science Jokes

22

I asked the scientist if we could travel to Mars.

66

I asked a scientist why the sky is blue.

9

The physics teacher dropped an apple to demonstrate gravity.

56

I asked the physicist if time travel was possible.

46

I tried to explain the theory of relativity to my dog.

16

I asked my science teacher if we could do an experiment with a real tornado.

7

I told my chemistry teacher I wanted to study volatile compounds.

51

My science teacher asked why water is essential for life.

56

I asked my science teacher if we could do an experiment on gravity.

22

I asked my science teacher if atoms can be trusted.

80

A physicist walks into a bar and orders a drink.

21

Why can't you trust atoms?

11

What did the atom say to the electron?

84

What did the biologist say when he found a new species?

36

Why did the cloud break up with the wind?