49ScienceMy kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of gravity. He dropped a pencil off the kitchen counter, filmed it hit the floor, and his conclusion said, 'The pencil went down. I don't know why. I asked Dad and he said gravity like that was a person I could call.'Show PunchlineShare
14ScienceMy kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the water cycle. He built a diorama with a tiny ocean, tiny clouds, and a tiny mountain.Show PunchlineShare
27ScienceMy kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of evaporation. He put a puddle on the sidewalk, went inside, came back two days later, and wrote his conclusion in his notebook.Show PunchlineShare
38ScienceMy kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of friction. He slid a book across the kitchen table, filmed it slowing to a stop, and wrote his conclusion in thick blue marker.Show PunchlineShare
73ScienceMy kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of density. He put a spoon, a coin, and a grape in a glass of water, took a photo, and wrote 'they all went down' in his notebook.Show PunchlineShare
53ScienceMy kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the water cycle. He put a bowl of water on a sunny windowsill, came back the next day, and wrote 'it's still water' on his poster in green marker. His teacher gave him a B-minus for 'honest but incomplete observation.'Show PunchlineShare
69ScienceMy kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of gravity. He dropped a grape from the kitchen counter, filmed it hitting the floor, and wrote his conclusion on a sticky note he stuck to the fridge.Show PunchlineShare
72ScienceMy kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate static electricity. He rubbed a balloon on his hair, stuck it to the wall, and turned to the class with full confidence.Show PunchlineShare
10ScienceMy kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate Newton's third law. He pushed a shopping cart into a wall, filmed it, and wrote his conclusion on the back of a cereal box.Show PunchlineShare
53ScienceMy kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of density. He put a rock in a glass of water, held it up to the class, and declared his findings.Show PunchlineShare
49ScienceMy kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate plate tectonics. He taped two dinner plates together, smeared peanut butter on one, and held them up to the class.Show PunchlineShare
78ScienceMy kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the water cycle, but he set up a fish tank with a small fan and a heat lamp.Show PunchlineShare
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