Science Jokes

27

My science teacher asked us to demonstrate why water boils.

57

My science teacher asked us to explain how we'd travel to Mars without a rocket.

25

My son asked why gravity exists if it just makes things fall down.

13

My science teacher asked us to explain how we'd travel to Mars without a rocket.

13

My science teacher asked us to explain how a black hole works without using any scary words.

30

The science teacher asked us to explain why the sky is blue without using any scientific terms.

8

My science teacher asked us to demonstrate why water boils.

9

The science teacher asked us to build a volcano for our project.

15

My science teacher asked us to explain how gravity works using only a balloon and a string.

27

The chemistry teacher tried to make an explosion sound during class to get our attention.

61

The science teacher asked us to design a time travel device in class.

46

I bought a telescope for my nephew so he could see the stars clearly at night.

26

My uncle works as a lab assistant and he told me never to mix chemicals unless you know what they are.

12

The scientist asked me if I believed in parallel universes where everything goes right.

17

My brother said he invented a machine that could turn water into wine for free.