31AnimalsMy dog convinced me that he was a vegetarian after hiding his favorite steak under the sofa.Show PunchlineShare
50AnimalsThe vet told my cat that she needs more exercise, so now she runs laps around the house chasing her own tail.Show PunchlineShare
62AnimalsThe zookeeper told my dog that if he behaved, he could visit the giraffe exhibit.Show PunchlineShare
66AnimalsThe neighbor's cat keeps coming into my yard to steal food from my porch.Show PunchlineShare
78AnimalsMy dog found a piece of cheese under the fridge and hid it in his toy box.Show PunchlineShare
34AnimalsMy dog tried to order a burger at the drive-thru by barking at the speaker.Show PunchlineShare
60AnimalsMy goldfish filed a complaint with HR because I keep staring at him while he swims.Show PunchlineShare
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