46AnimalsMy neighbor's dog learned to open the back door. Now every time I step outside to take the trash, I hear a tiny 'thank you' from the other side.Show PunchlineShare
13AnimalsMy neighbor's parrot learned to say 'the mailman is a thief' and now delivers that message every morning at seven sharp.Show PunchlineShare
23AnimalsMy dog insists on playing fetch even when we are just sitting in the living room.Show PunchlineShare
27AnimalsMy dog tried to hide his guilt after eating the steak by acting like he was asleep.Show PunchlineShare
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