Science Jokes

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My kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of magnetism. He stuck a refrigerator magnet to the fridge, stuck it to the door, stuck it to the oven, and then stuck it to his little sister's hair. His teacher asked him to explain his methodology. He said, 'The magnet works on metal. It also works on hair. I don't know why.'

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of friction. He rubbed his hands together, dragged a book across the table, and then rubbed his face on the carpet for three full seconds. His teacher asked him to explain his findings. He said, 'Friction is real. I can feel it. It is also why my face itches and why the book made a sound like a dying goose.'

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of density. He put a rock in a glass of water, put a cork in a glass of water, and then put his little brother in the bathtub. His conclusion said, 'The rock sinks. The cork floats. The little brother screams.'

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of gravity. He dropped a pencil off the kitchen counter, filmed it hit the floor, and his conclusion said, 'The pencil went down. I don't know why. I asked Dad and he said gravity like that was a person I could call.'

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My kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the water cycle. He built a diorama with a tiny ocean, tiny clouds, and a tiny mountain.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate photosynthesis.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of evaporation. He put a puddle on the sidewalk, went inside, came back two days later, and wrote his conclusion in his notebook.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of friction. He slid a book across the kitchen table, filmed it slowing to a stop, and wrote his conclusion in thick blue marker.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of density. He put a spoon, a coin, and a grape in a glass of water, took a photo, and wrote 'they all went down' in his notebook.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate surface tension.

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My kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the water cycle. He put a bowl of water on a sunny windowsill, came back the next day, and wrote 'it's still water' on his poster in green marker. His teacher gave him a B-minus for 'honest but incomplete observation.'

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My kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of gravity. He dropped a grape from the kitchen counter, filmed it hitting the floor, and wrote his conclusion on a sticky note he stuck to the fridge.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate static electricity. He rubbed a balloon on his hair, stuck it to the wall, and turned to the class with full confidence.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate Newton's third law. He pushed a shopping cart into a wall, filmed it, and wrote his conclusion on the back of a cereal box.

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of density. He put a rock in a glass of water, held it up to the class, and declared his findings.