Travel Jokes

54

I booked a flight with no layovers just to save time getting there.

54

I decided to take the scenic route on my road trip to save gas.

64

I booked a trip to a remote cabin that promised total silence.

73

I booked a hotel room that promised a view of the sunrise from every window.

41

The map said we were three miles from civilization when the GPS just gave up.

16

We booked a guided tour of the city's most haunted locations.

64

I booked a hotel room that promised a view of the ocean from every angle.

72

I reserved a hotel room with a king-size bed to celebrate my anniversary.

51

We rented an RV for our summer vacation, but we didn't read the manual first.

58

I tried to take a shortcut on my road trip by following a map from 1985.

15

I booked a trip to a remote cabin that promised total silence.

65

We went on a family vacation to a place that claimed it was 'off the grid'.

56

I booked a trip to a hotel that promised a view of the ocean from every room.

42

I rented a car for my road trip, but the rental agency forgot to include the keys.

28

I booked a trip to a place where they claimed the sun never sets.