Travel Jokes

70

We went on a road trip and stopped at a gas station that was out of everything except air.

10

I packed my suitcase for a beach trip and forgot to bring sunscreen because I thought my skin was naturally tan-proof.

68

I booked a flight with a stopover in a tiny town just to see if they had better snacks.

16

I packed my suitcase for a trip, but forgot to bring my passport because I thought it was optional.

28

I booked a flight that promised a direct route, but we made three stops for 'fuel' and one for 'sightseeing'.

67

I booked a hotel room with an ocean view but ended up facing a wall because the description was misleading.

11

We decided to hike up a mountain without checking the weather forecast first.

11

I packed my suitcase so tight for our trip that the zipper exploded.

43

I booked a 'glamping' trip that promised luxury in the wild.

75

The airline announced a delay due to weather conditions during my flight.

49

The hotel room we booked had a view of the parking lot instead of the ocean.

66

I asked my GPS to take me the scenic route, but it just said, 'Recalculating' over and over.

83

We went on a trip and forgot our toothbrushes at home.

48

We got lost on our road trip because the GPS kept telling us to turn left.

25

We packed only one suitcase for our two-week trip to save on baggage fees.