Sports Puns

25

Why did the tennis player refuse to get married?

47

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

67

Why did the bicycle fall over at the finish line?

50

Why do soccer players do so well in school?

65

What did the archery target say to the arrow?

29

Why did the ping pong player make a great negotiator?

50

What did the surfboard say to the surfer?

55

Why did the fencer open a tailor shop?

30

What did the javelin say before the throw?

27

Why did the coach bring string cheese to practice?

43

What did the dartboard say to the dart?

43

Why did the yoga instructor open a bakery?

50

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

29

Why did the hockey player open a bakery?

39

What did the bowling pins say to the bowling ball?