Sports Puns

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What did the long jumper say to the high jumper at the track meet?

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What did the springboard say to the diving board at the pool?

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What did the curling stone say to the hockey puck at the ice rink?

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What did the surfboard say to the paddleboard at the beach?

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What did the bowling ball say to the billiard ball at the recreation center?

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What did the fencing sabre say to the épée at the fencing hall?

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What did the cricket bat say to the baseball bat at the stadium?

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What did the badminton net say to the tennis net at the court?

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What did the badminton shuttlecock say to the volleyball at the gym?

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What did the golf club say to the tennis racket at the country club?

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What did the pommel horse say to the parallel bars at the gymnastics hall?

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What did the javelin say to the hammer at the track and field meet?

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What did the polo mallet say to the lacrosse stick at the country club?

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What did the squash racket say to the badminton racket at the court?

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What did the snowboard say to the ski at the resort?