Sports Puns

55

Why did the badminton shuttlecock get a job at the post office?

13

Why did the bowling ball go to therapy?

72

Why did the lacrosse stick get a job at the netting company?

47

Why did the cricket bat get a job at the carpentry shop?

23

Why did the surfboard get a job at the architecture firm?

42

Why did the golf ball get a job at the accounting firm?

78

Why did the tennis ball quit the gym?

80

Why did the frisbee get a job at the recycling center?

73

Why did the ping pong ball get a job at the corporate office?

42

Why did the volleyball get a job at the net café?

12

Why did the javelin get a job at the mail service?

66

Why did the basketball get a job at the bouncer's office?

15

Why did the bowling ball get a job at the debate club?

28

Why did the hockey puck get a job at the skating rink?

66

What do you call a soccer player who's also a comedian?