Travel Puns

64

I asked the hotel receptionist if they had a wake-up call service.

21

I asked the flight attendant if we were going to hit any turbulence.

55

My plane landed in a field instead of the airport runway.

80

My travel agent told me I'd have a fantastic time on my trip.

24

Why did the tourist bring a blanket on the plane?

9

I asked the pilot if there were any good movies on this flight.

16

I asked the flight attendant if the plane had Wi-Fi.

73

Why did the tourist bring a pencil to the airport?

59

Why did the tourist get lost in the bakery?

9

Why was the airport always so busy?

76

Why did the tourist bring a map to the restaurant?

52

I asked the pilot if he thought we'd land on time.

14

I asked the flight attendant if there was anything to eat.

24

Why don't secrets last long on an airplane?

30

My flight was delayed for hours, so I asked the pilot what the problem was.