Travel Puns

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What did the hot air balloon say to the dirigible?

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Why did the train get a job at the railway museum?

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Why did the boarding pass feel anxious at the gate?

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Why did the subway conductor get promoted?

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Why did the cruise ship get a job at the ocean resort?

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What did the map say to the globe?

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What did the suitcase say to the luggage cart?

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Why did the lighthouse get a job at the airport?

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Why did the ferry get a job at the water park?

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Why did the compass go to a psychiatrist?

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What did the lighthouse say to the ship?

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What did the airplane say to the hot air balloon?

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Why did the passport get a job at the immigration office?

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Why did the compass get a job at the navigation company?

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Why did the milestone get a job at the statistics office?