Travel Puns

21

Why did the airplane get a parking ticket?

58

Why did the road go to therapy?

24

What do you call a sleepy train?

59

What did the backpack say after a long journey?

53

Why did the traveler bring a pencil to the airport?

19

Why did the map go to the doctor?

11

Why do pilots make terrible comedians?

40

Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the airport?

52

What did the suitcase say to the passport?

77

What did the airplane say during turbulence?

44

Why did the guidebook feel underappreciated?

76

What did the road sign say to the car?

6

Why did the travel blogger feel grounded?

78

What did the boarding pass say to the luggage?

61

Why did the compass break up with the map?