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Why did the running shoe enroll in a race-training course?

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What did the server say to the hacker?

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Where does a pirate go when he retires?

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The banana went to the doctor

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The egg was very motivational

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Why did the piano break up with the accordion?

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

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Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

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Why did the tomato turn red in the garden?

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Why did the triangle feel left out?

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What do you call a cow that plays guitar?

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What do you call a dog that acts like a detective?

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What did the big flower say to the little flower?

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I tried making bread from scratch

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I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics