History Puns

50

What did the Trojan horse say to the soldiers inside?

24

Why did the Bronze Age toolmaker retire?

22

What did the cannonball say to the castle wall?

17

Why did the ancient Greek philosopher open a gym?

42

What did the medieval king say about his round table?

31

Why did the pirate become a teacher?

12

What did the samurai say to his broken sword?

9

Why did the ancient scroll feel forgotten?

8

What did the pharaoh say when the pyramid was finished?

47

Why did the Renaissance painter get frustrated?

38

Why was the medieval blacksmith always calm?

16

Why did the Viking buy a boat?

40

Why was the broom late for the Renaissance?

53

What did the colonist say to the tax collector?

51

Why did the ancient Greek philosopher open a restaurant?