History Puns

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What do you call a historian who loves baking?

59

Why did the historian get invited to every lecture?

32

Why did the historian break up with the archaeologist?

58

What did the Trojan horse say to the soldiers inside?

62

Why did the Bronze Age toolmaker retire?

62

What did the cannonball say to the castle wall?

75

Why did the ancient Greek philosopher open a gym?

11

What did the medieval king say about his round table?

82

Why did the pirate become a teacher?

69

What did the samurai say to his broken sword?

12

Why did the ancient scroll feel forgotten?

77

What did the pharaoh say when the pyramid was finished?

50

Why did the Renaissance painter get frustrated?

50

What did the Trojan horse say to the soldiers inside?

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Why did the Bronze Age toolmaker retire?