Music Puns

67

Why did the harmonica get hired at the wind farm?

51

Why did the saxophone break up with the clarinet?

84

Why did the violin cry in the middle of the concert?

66

What do you call a trumpet that never stops cracking jokes?

11

Why did the drummer quit the band?

50

Why did the music teacher get lost?

75

Why was the piano so sad at school?

39

Why did the lemon join the band?

27

Why did the guitar string get married?

40

Why did the guitar string get married?

10

Why did the lemon join the band?

68

What do you call a sandwich that can sing opera?

6

Why did the chicken join a band?

18

Why did the musician go to the ocean?

83

Why did the lemon join the band?