Music Puns

42

Why did the cello get a promotion at the orchestra?

19

Why did the organ get a job at the hospital?

12

Why did the piano get a job at the construction site?

11

Why did the glissando get a job at the ski resort?

43

Why did the fermata get a job at the traffic department?

22

Why did the xylophone get a gig at the percussion studio?

46

Why did the harmonica get hired at the music store?

27

What do you call a musician who's also a gardener?

13

Why did the trumpet get a job at the car alarm company?

64

Why did the bass get a job at the construction company?

73

Why did the oboe get a job at the reed farm?

44

Why did the violin get a job at the hair salon?

51

Why did the piccolo get a job at the dental office?

43

Why did the maraca get a job at the earthquake insurance company?

18

Why did the cymbal get a job at the jewelry store?