Random Puns

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Why did the DNA strand get a job at the copy shop?

44

What do you call a fish who's a fashionista?

79

Why did the tomato turn red at dinner?

78

Why did the flamingo get a job at the law firm?

73

Why did the suitcase get a job at the drama club?

43

Why did the pancake get a promotion?

38

Work & Officepun

What did the printer say to the copier?

75

Why did the honeybee get a job at the conference center?

81

What did one light bulb say to the other during a power outage?

39

What do you call a suitcase that goes to school?

47

Why was the skeleton so quiet in class?

44

What do you call a molecule that's also a gossip?

8

Why did the lobster get a job at the law firm?

42

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the cookie decide to retire?

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Food & Drinkpun

What is a ghost's favorite type of food?