Animals Puns

13

Why did the parrot get a job at the post office?

35

Why did the octopus lose the debate?

8

What do you call a dog that works in a law firm?

9

What do you call a snake that performs stand-up comedy?

66

What do you call a penguin standing in the Sahara?

82

What do you call a cow that jumps over the moon?

9

What do you call a sleeping cat?

23

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

5

What do you call a fox with a cold?

10

What do you call a dog that works at a bakery?

8

What do you call a bear with no teeth eating a cookie?

68

What do you call a dog that is good at math?

5

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

15

What do you call a fish that has lost its scales?

84

What do you call a dog that acts like a detective?