Work & Office Puns

20

My coworker told me he was going to start a business making invisible ink.

68

My boss asked me if I could alphabetize the entire filing cabinet.

72

My coworker told me he was going to start bringing his pet parrot to work.

15

My boss asked me to work overtime.

60

Why did the CEO bring a ladder to the meeting?

23

Why was the employee staring at the carton of orange juice at work?

35

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

17

My boss asked me for my opinion on the new office chairs.

31

My boss asked me if I could come in on Saturday.

36

My boss told me I needed to improve my communication skills.

37

My boss told me to stop acting like a know-it-all.

52

My boss asked me to come up with something original.

67

A new employee asked his boss, 'What's the best way to get coffee around here?'

7

My coworker said he was going to organize his desk.

45

My boss asked me why I was always the last one to leave the office.