Work & Office Puns

60

My coworker brought a potted plant to work and named it 'The Boss'.

32

I told my boss I needed more time to finish the project because I was waiting for inspiration.

37

My coworker tried to fix the office coffee machine by yelling at it like it was a stubborn employee.

15

I told my boss I needed a raise because inflation is eating my paycheck alive.

72

My coworker brought a pet rock to work and named it 'Steve'.

65

The office coffee machine started making weird noises during the morning meeting.

48

I told my boss I wanted to work from home, but only on days when the weather is nice outside.

31

The office printer jammed again during the big presentation to the clients.

5

My manager told me we could hold the next meeting standing up to save time.

60

My coworker brought his goldfish to the office for 'team bonding'.

76

I asked my boss if we could have a 'no-meeting' day.

60

My coworker brought in a plant for the office desk and named it Steve.

65

I told my boss I wanted to work from home today because of the weather.

51

My boss told me to think outside the box when solving problems.

49

My boss asked me to bring a presentation on how we can cut costs by using less paper.