Random Puns

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Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill?

53

Why did the globe feel dizzy?

70

What do you call a clock that is a detective?

12

Why did the tuba get a job at the underground parking garage?

29

What do you call a group of busy bees?

57

Why did the saxophone go to the doctor?

45

What do you call a music class for dogs?

47

Why did the music note get detention?

71

Why did the musical note go to the bakery?

79

What did the cheese say when it got stuck in the fridge?

37

Why are chemists great at resolving conflicts?

61

What kind of doctor works in the bakery?

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Food & Drinkpun

What did the cherry tomato say to the grape?

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Food & Drinkpun

Why did the bread get a job at the sandwich factory?

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Why did the pharmacist make a great comedian?