Random Puns

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Food & Drinkpun

I'm on a seafood diet.

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Food & Drinkpun

Why did the pretzel get a promotion at the law firm?

39

Why did the beaker get a job at the cocktail bar?

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Why did the potting soil get a job at the nursery?

70

What do you call a chameleon that's also a sports commentator?

30

Why did the wok file a complaint?

12

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the coffee file a police report against the donut?

6

Why did the travel blogger feel grounded?

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Why was the light bulb so smart?

35

Why did the glacier get a job at the ice cream parlor?

34

What do you call a belt made of watches?

31

Why did the skateboard get a gig at the poetry workshop?

20

What did the trellis say to the vine?

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Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill?

55

Why did the sun go to school?