Animals Jokes

12

My cat decided she wanted to be a professional chef after seeing me cook pasta.

44

My dog decided he wanted to be a professional photographer after seeing a flash go off at the park.

64

My neighbor asked if I could watch his parrot while he went on vacation.

14

I tried to teach my dog how to fetch using only verbal commands.

29

My cat decided she wanted to be a professional chef.

26

My dog decided he wanted to be the family's official greeter at the front door.

68

I told my goldfish he needs to swim faster if he wants to win the race.

52

My parrot tried to order food at a restaurant last night.

48

My dog decided he wanted to be a personal trainer for the other pets.

80

My cat decided she wanted to be a professional chef.

16

My cat decided she wanted to be a stand-up comedian.

44

My dog decided he wanted to be a personal trainer for the other pets.

47

My cat decided she wanted to be a professional chef.

67

My dog decided he wanted to be a professional comedian.

51

My cat decided she wanted to be a detective in our house.