Animals Jokes

49

Why did the monkey cross the road?

69

What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle's back?

49

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

26

Why did the invisible man turn down the job at the zoo?

7

What did the spider say to the fly?

64

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and then cross back?

28

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

31

Why don't elephants use computers?

81

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

29

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

50

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

27

What do you call a cow with no legs?

37

Why don't polar bears like fast food?

38

Why was the cat so bad at poker?

28

Why did the elephant get rejected from the circus?