Animals Jokes

33

My neighbor's dog barked at me.

30

My cat knocked over my plant.

10

My hamster escaped from his cage.

61

My cat sits on my keyboard every time I work.

79

My parrot learned to say 'Good morning' every day.

49

My neighbor's dog started a podcast about neighborhood gossip.

84

My goldfish refused to swim backward.

9

My dog brought me a stick he found in the yard.

71

My bird kept trying to land on my shoulder.

5

My neighbor's cat keeps stealing my socks.

59

My cat tried to give me a pep talk.

35

My dog decided to become a detective.

30

My dog asked me if I wanted to play fetch.

47

My goldfish asked me if I thought he could learn to swim.

42

My dog learned how to play the piano.