Animals Jokes

62

Why did the cow cross the road?

52

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

9

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

5

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

33

Why did the cat wear a cape?

44

Why did the polar bear break up with the grizzly bear?

13

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross it again?

6

What do you call a sleeping bull?

69

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

84

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the swimming pool?

42

My dog is an amazing artist.

62

Why did the bird get a ticket?

80

Why did the cow go to outer space?

27

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

45

My pet snail is the fastest in the neighborhood.