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My neighbor's guinea pig has a new habit. Every evening at 5, it walks to the edge of its cage, looks up at the neighbor, and makes a very specific sound. Not a squeak. Not a purr. A sound like a tiny, disappointed sigh. The neighbor says, 'It's not asking for food. I feed it at 4. It's not asking to be let out. It has a very nice cage with a tiny wheel.'