Doctor Jokes

25

I told my doctor I had a recurring dream about eating a giant marshmallow.

33

I went to the doctor and told him I kept forgetting things.

70

I went to the doctor and told him I had a phobia of tall buildings.

19

I went to the doctor and told him I felt like a pack of cards.

53

I went to the doctor and told him I swallowed a dictionary.

33

I went to the doctor because I thought I was a bell.

33

I went to the doctor and told him I had a terrible addiction to chocolate.

80

My doctor told me I needed to get more exercise.

67

I went to the doctor because I thought I was a pair of curtains.

51

I told my doctor I had a problem with my hearing.

62

I told the doctor I had a problem with my vision.

56

I went to the doctor and told him I kept seeing invisible people.

48

I went to the doctor and told him I had a fear of speed bumps.

74

I went to the doctor and told him I had a ringing in my ears.

48

I told my doctor I had a problem with my short-term memory.