My doctor said, 'You need to eat more fiber.' I said, 'Doc, I eat a pear every morning.' She said, 'That's not enough.' I said, 'I eat one pear. Every morning. The pear is a fruit. The fruit contains fiber. I am consuming fiber on a daily basis. I have a daily fiber appointment. The pear and I have a relationship. It is a one-pear-per-day relationship. I am not ignoring fiber. I am just singular in my approach. A fiber person eats six pears and a kale salad. I eat one pear. I am not a fiber person. I am a one-pear person. These are different categories of human.'