0DoctorMy doctor asked, 'How many alcoholic drinks do you have per week?' I said, 'Doc, I don't drink.' She said, 'What about wine with dinner?' I said, 'That's not drinking. That's a liquid condiment. I'm not consuming a beverage. I'm seasoning my meal.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
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