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My doctor said, 'How's your sleep?' I said, 'Terrible. I'm up at 3 AM every night.' She said, 'What are you doing at 3 AM?' I said, 'I'm negotiating with the ceiling. I've been negotiating with the ceiling for six weeks. Last night I offered it a better deal. It didn't take it. I think it's going to hold out until I move apartments.'