General Puns

73

Why did the bicycle fall over in the library?

56

What do you call a shoe that tells secrets?

75

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

11

Why don't skeletons fight each other in the boxing ring?

69

What do you call a shadow that tells jokes?

18

Why was the calendar so good at time management?

63

Why did the calendar get confused?

68

What did the zero say to the eight?

72

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

84

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

66

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

74

Why was the math book sad?

30

Why did the history book always get into trouble?

18

Why did the broom get a promotion?

83

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?