Family Puns

36

My mom told me to clean my room because it looked like a pigsty.

35

My dad always told me to save my money.

81

My son asked me if he could have a pet invisible dog.

70

My dad always told me to look on the bright side.

5

My daughter told me she wanted to be a famous archaeologist.

23

My dad always told me to follow my dreams.

46

My son asked me why I always bring a pen to the dinner table.

46

My daughter asked me why I always sing in the shower.

39

My son asked me why I always hum while doing chores.

38

My daughter asked me why I always talk to myself.

84

My son asked me if I believed in ghosts.

66

My son asked me if he could have a bookmark for his new book.

39

My daughter asked me why I always carry a pencil and paper around.

69

My son asked me if I believed in monsters under the bed.

31

My dad always told me I should save money for a rainy day.