Age Puns

37

I used to be able to do cartwheels.

17

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

79

At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all.

38

My friend said age is just a number.

63

You know you're old when your joints are more accurate than the weather channel.

37

I told my doctor I feel like I'm slowing down.

33

At my age, a hot time means the thermostat is above 72.

26

I asked my grandpa what the secret to a long life is.

48

You know you're getting old when 'all-nighter' means you didn't get up to use the bathroom.

69

I don't need a gym membership at my age.

50

My kids think I'm too old to play video games.

32

My 80-year-old neighbor started jogging.

10

My grandfather is 85 and still doesn't need glasses.

65

Why did the old man fall in the well?

55

My retirement plan is pretty simple.