Money Puns

78

Why did the rich person get a new safe?

64

My wallet told me it was going on a diet.

61

Why did the bank decide to break up with the stock market?

18

What's the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?

7

Why did the dollar bill break up with the credit card?

74

My financial advisor told me to invest in something that would always be around.

16

My financial advisor told me to invest in something that would grow.

69

Why did the bank robber bring a ladder to the bank?

80

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

47

Why did the dollar bill go to the doctor?

54

I told my bank teller I wanted to open a joint account.

12

My financial advisor told me to invest in something stable.

26

Why did the piggy bank break up with the wallet?

72

My financial advisor told me to start investing in the stock market.

70

I tried to open a bank account with my pet parrot.