Money Puns

55

My financial advisor told me to put my money in something that would appreciate.

73

My financial advisor told me to put my money in something secure.

67

My financial advisor told me to invest in something that would always be growing.

38

I asked my bank for a loan to buy a boat.

55

My friend told me he lost all his money betting on horses.

70

My bank manager told me I had insufficient funds.

20

My friend tried to start a business selling invisible products.

22

My friend told me he was saving up to buy a new magic carpet.

83

I asked my financial advisor for advice on getting rich.

38

My bank account is like an onion.

83

My dad always told me to save money.

25

I asked my bank for a small loan to buy a dictionary.

64

My bank account is like a roller coaster.

74

My friend told me his bank account was looking a little thin.

61

My financial advisor told me to save for a rainy day.