Bar Jokes Puns

28

I ordered the special at the diner but forgot to mention I don't eat meat.

83

I walked into a bar and asked if they had any drinks that could make me feel like a million bucks.

35

I walked into a bar and asked if they had any drinks that could help me forget my ex.

70

The bartender asked me why I ordered three glasses of water in a row.

59

I walked into a bar and asked if they had any drinks that could make me feel like a million bucks.

54

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink that could fix my terrible sense of direction.

27

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink that could fix my terrible sense of direction.

9

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender if they had any drinks that could make me invisible.

17

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender if they had any drinks that could make me feel like a million bucks.

8

I walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink that could fix my bad day.

81

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink to help me forget my ex's birthday.

40

I walked into a bar and ordered a drink that would make me feel like I was on vacation without leaving my seat.

17

I walked into a bar where the bartender only served drinks in clear cups.

57

My brother went to a bar to relax after work but left immediately.

21

A regular at the bar told me he only drinks water on Tuesdays.