Bar Jokes Puns

9

I went to a bar where the bartender was also the bouncer, the jukebox, and the toilet cleaner.

37

I asked my friend why he never goes to the bar on his birthday.

79

I walked into a bar and ordered a drink that would make me forget my ex's birthday.

83

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that would make me feel like I'm on vacation.

25

A guy went into a dive bar where they only sold tap water but charged premium prices for the setting.

46

I walked into a bar and ordered a glass of water that tasted like champagne.

16

I went to a comedy club where the bartender told jokes instead of serving drinks.

20

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that would make me feel like I'm on vacation.

24

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink without any alcohol.

67

We found this new sports bar that was strictly juice only for children.

41

I asked the bartender for a drink that makes me invisible.

48

I told the bartender my dog needs a drink.

39

The bartender asked me why I was drinking alone.

45

The bartender suggested a drink called 'The Hangover Cure'.

23

The bartender told me I looked like I needed a drink.