One-Liners Puns

16

I told my friend I was going to try a new diet where I only eat vegetables.

77

I told my wife I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.

76

I told my friend I was writing a book about reverse psychology.

72

I used to be addicted to soap.

42

I decided to write a book about clouds.

79

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

14

My computer told me it needed a break.

32

My friend told me he spent all his money on a new parachute.

12

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

43

My friend told me he was going to buy a new watch.

68

I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament.

14

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

84

I'm not a big fan of elevators.

70

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.

37

I like to tell dad jokes.