One-Liners Puns

67

A will is a dead giveaway

20

I'm terrified of elevators

12

The rotation of Earth really makes my day

37

I used to be addicted to soap

51

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant

80

Velcro is a total rip-off

54

I did a theatrical performance about puns

10

Broken pencils are pointless

62

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.