One-Liners Puns

11

I'm on a seafood diet

36

I used to hate facial hair

49

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

66

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

74

I used to be a banker

66

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

60

A will is a dead giveaway

20

I'm terrified of elevators

32

The rotation of Earth really makes my day

55

I used to be addicted to soap

22

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant

11

Velcro is a total rip-off

75

I did a theatrical performance about puns

71

Broken pencils are pointless

14

I'm on a seafood diet