Legal Puns

35

What did the judge say to the skunk?

39

What did the defense attorney say about the calendar?

18

What did the lawyer say when he stubbed his toe?

46

What did the plaintiff say to the defendant at the gym?

37

Why did the deposition take so long?

54

What did the courtroom sketch artist say?

52

Why did the legal brief feel insecure?

25

What did the attorney say after winning the marathon?

22

Why did the lawsuit go on a diet?

58

What did the gavel say to the bench?

39

Why did the paralegal become a gardener?

32

What did the bail bondsman say at the potluck?

57

Why did the witness bring a dictionary to court?

71

What do lawyers wear to court?

37

Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?