Miscellaneous Puns

53

What did the traffic light say to the car?

46

Why did the lamp get in trouble at school?

61

I bought shoes from a drug dealer.

65

What did the hat say to the scarf?

28

Why did the blanket file a complaint?

23

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.

76

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

64

Why did the chair go to the doctor?

48

I have a fear of speed bumps.

61

Why did the shovel win an award?

78

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

48

I remember when the candle factory burned down.

56

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

22

What do lawyers wear to court?

36

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.