Holiday Puns

34

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

18

Why did the snowman get a promotion?

67

What do you call a witch's garage?

23

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

39

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

83

Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

28

Why did the zombie go to the library?

21

Why did the elf get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

40

Why did the vampire get bad grades in school?

79

Why did the snowman refuse to wear a hat?

22

What do you call a mischievous elf?

12

Why did the Christmas present get upset?

64

What do you call a snowman in July?

81

Why did the scarecrow win an award at the Halloween party?

13

What do you call a witch's garage?