Medical Puns

14

Why did the patient feel confused at the hospital?

15

What do you call a lazy doctor?

46

What did the cardiologist bring to the poker game?

83

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

76

What did the vaccine say to the virus?

50

Why did the ambulance driver make a great DJ?

72

What did the tongue depressor say to the patient?

44

Why did the lab technician bring a ladder?

22

What did the cast say to the broken bone?

19

Why did the anesthesiologist break up with the surgeon?

74

What did the knee say during the surgery?

54

Why did the radiologist win the photography contest?

64

What did the blood vessel say to the red blood cell?

43

Why did the pharmacist make a great comedian?

81

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?