Doctor Puns

36

I told my doctor I had a problem with my hearing.

64

I told my doctor I kept seeing spots before my eyes.

72

I went to the doctor and told him I had a fear of speed bumps.

54

I told my doctor I had a persistent ringing in my ears.

30

I went to the doctor and told him I kept forgetting things.

75

I went to the doctor and told him I had a terrible addiction to checking my watch.

32

I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places.

59

My doctor told me I needed to get more sleep.

49

My doctor told me I needed to watch my cholesterol.

64

I went to the doctor and told him I felt like a curtain.

28

I went to the eye doctor, and he told me I needed glasses.

58

My doctor told me I needed to exercise more.

13

I told my doctor I kept seeing invisible people.

17

I told my doctor I had a bad case of deja vu.

61

I went to the doctor and told him I had a terrible addiction to checking my phone.