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I told my travel buddy I wanted to 'just relax at the beach.' He booked a resort. I arrived and the 'relaxation' included a mandatory 6 AM yoga class, a 'wellness walk' at 7, and a 'mindfulness session' at 8. I said, 'This isn't relaxing.'

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