Cooking Puns

66

Why did the marinade write a memoir?

66

What did the spatula say during the argument?

64

Why did the grill get a promotion?

39

What did the colander say to the spaghetti?

76

Why did the soufflé go to therapy?

19

What did the rolling pin say to the dough?

30

Why did the wok file a complaint?

75

Why did the tortilla chip go to the dentist?

40

Why did the oven go to therapy?

42

What did the spoon say to the pot?

45

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

29

What did the butter say when it was late to the party?

82

Why did the chef get arrested?

23

What's a pepper that won't stop interfering in your business?

74

What did the chef say when he dropped the pasta?