Cooking Puns

36

Why did the soup go to bed early yesterday?

34

Why did the chef break up with his sharp knife?

69

Why did the baker get fired from the bakery?

24

What do you call a baker who works at night?

36

What do you call a snake that works in a bakery?

49

Why did the soup go to the gym?

71

Why did the egg get an award at the farm?

5

What do you call a fake noodle that is also a detective?

49

Why did the kitchen whisk get promoted to head baker?

61

What kind of doctor works in the bakery?

66

How does a chef stay calm in a busy restaurant?

11

Why did the oven get a promotion at the restaurant?

15

What’s a cook’s favorite type of movie?

36

Why did the knife go to school?

60

Why did the baker feel overwhelmed at work?