Food & Drink Puns

73

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the pumpkin get a job at the costume shop?

6

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the soufflé get a job at the stock exchange?

40

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the wasabi get a job at the comedy club?

75

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the mozzarella get a job in the film industry?

19

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the sourdough get a job at the philosophy department?

83

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the sardine get a job at the can factory?

41

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the cinnamon get a job at the perfume factory?

43

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the walnut get a job at the psychology department?

77

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the butter get a job at the restaurant?

49

Food & Drinkpun

What do you call a grape that's also a comedian?

30

Food & Drinkpun

What do you call a coffee that's also a comedian?

61

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the garlic get a restraining order?

27

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the cucumber get a job at the spa?

16

Food & Drinkpun

What do you call a lobster that's also a comedian?

41

Food & Drinkpun

Why did the croissant get promoted at the bakery?