Legal Puns

62

Why did the contract feel important?

60

What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?

47

Why do judges make bad comedians?

63

Why did the defendant bring a pencil to court?

28

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

44

Why don't lawyers ever go to the beach?

64

The thief who stole a lamp

53

The prisoner's favorite punctuation

18

A lawyer who doesn't know the law

17

The judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say

16

The criminal's favorite shoes were sneakers

78

The man who stole a truck of rubber bands

74

The lawyer was great at his job

9

The bicycle thief was caught red-handed

71

A lawyer's favorite drink is subpoena colada