Literature Puns

49

What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?

69

Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?

73

Why do authors always feel cold?

42

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

78

Why did the dictionary feel superior?

39

What do you call a dinosaur that writes novels?

20

Why did the book go to the hospital?

55

What's a writer's least favorite food?

24

What's a librarian's favorite bait?